Here's a rogues gallery if there ever was one. Anyone who's related to us, or admits to knowing us, probably has some serious issues he or she needs to deal with. Nevertheless, we're glad to be a part of your issues—and we invite you to look for your picture by clicking on your state below. If you're not there, it's only because we don't have a recent photo of you (most of ours are in shoe boxes), so you need to send us one, like, quickly.
If the pointer turns into a hand as you move over the map, there's sure to be a friend or relative in that state.